Kydra looked up from her book. “So what was your question, miss?” she asked the mare in front of her.

“Yeah, I wanted to know why girls never have to get DNA tests to see if it’s their child,” the mare inquired, sounding like she genuinely didn’t know the answer.

Kydra facehoofed. Hard. “I have no hope for this planet anymore...”

With that, she got up and walked off.

Zenex looked at his assassination target.

“Alright Zen, you remember what I said, right?” Hive asked.

“Yep. Use anything as a weapon.”

“Okay then. Go.”

Zen nodded and ran up to the pony. With no hesitation, he pulled out...

...A sock?

“What the...?”

“Ah! Oh go- Ah! Stopid! Stop it! Ah!”

“Well, you did say anything,” Zenex said, walking back from his confirmed kill.

“Dude... the fu—”

Krypto and Kymara did just about everything together. During school, the two defended each other every day. However, during seventh grade, when students found out that Ky was a hermaphrodite, then found out that they were also hermaphrodites, the two repeatedly found themselves under constant bullying for their mother’s traits. Krypto was especially hurt by most of these insults.

“Kn-Knock it off dude...” Krypto whimpered.

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“That’ll be fifteen bits for the milkshake, sir.”

Keith nodded, reaching into his bag and rummaging for the money. After a moment, he pulled out a few, putting them on the table. “I-I only have seven,” he said. I knew Sky’s been spending all my money again.

“That’s too bad, champ. Maybe—”

“Here. Use these.”

Eight more bits joined the pile. Keith stared in disbelief, turning to see a... changeling?

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“And despite all of that, it still made five million dollars!”

“That’s pretty shocking, yes… you got any toilet paper? This one’s out…” Pharynx asked behind the locked door.

Bezier looked around, seeing nothing but bookshelves. “No, just a bunch of reading material for some reason…” she eyed one book in particular sitting just atop a short shelf; a paperback with a black cover. She walked over to that shelf and picked it up before reading the title:

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Hero waited in his room for a pizza to come. The pizza itself was twenty bits with a soda being three bits. Lucky, Hero had twenty three bits to spare, so he bought the pizza and soda.

Soon, the doorbell rang and he jumped up from the couch and ran over towards the door, opening it. There stood a pony in the usual outfit, but they wore a small necklace with a small celestial idol on it. Hero recognized the sort of religious idol, but didn’t say much on it, until.

“Tip?” the pony asked.

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Blue stared at his oppenet. “Give up Fang!”

“Never!” He yelled grabbing his knife and charging.

The pony also charged, however his blade was more effective as it found itself lodged into Blue’s chest. He smiled as he watched the changeling collapse. He began walking away when he heard something. He turned to see his "dead" opponent getting up.

“What the hell?! I killed you!”

Blue’s eyes were now glowing. “You can’t kill us.”

“Wha—”

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“Um… can you stop, please?”

“Stop what?”

“Poking me.”

“Heheh. Aww, come on, you like me too much! Saying no won’t work! Now I know how to annoy you—”

*angry zombie bug noises*

“…eep!” *scurries off*

Stinger walked down the road, muttering to himself. “I can’t believe it... they just don’t understand...” he looked around. Then, he passed by a house with an open window. He didn’t think too much of it until...

“Heh, nice job,” a male voice chuckled.

“Thanks. I swindled that bucker like a con-pony,” a familiar sounding female voice said.

Stinger blinked and peered in. His eyes widened.

Silver was sitting on a bed, holding bits and checks, and a stallion was right beside her.

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Pharynx took another sip of his espresso, savoring the taste of the comforting drink. Not bad, actually.

It wasn’t everyday he got a taste of coffee. He hasn’t really checked out the place that his dad was working until now. He was already thinking of coming back next week.

“There you are, ya sick little freak…”

Oh, brother…

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🕷🕸💜

“Heh. Well, this is an interesting place for a dating spot...” The mare gazed around the area.

“I know, there’s so many cobwebs and spiders,” her boyfriend, who was a changeling, agreed.

“Yeah. It’s kinda creepy, not gonna lie.”

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Broken and Kydra looked at Tempest, who was laying in an infirmary bed. Luckily, she sustained no severe injuries.

“Why you Blue do this?” Kydra’s voice finally broke the silence.

“I... I don’t know...” Tempest said.

Broken thought for a bit. “He’s been using that new Psycho thing...”

“You think that’s it?”

“Probably...”

Meanwhile...

Blue looked at the syringe. Then he looked at the pony who made him drop his ice cream. He stuck the syringe in again.

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